Showing posts with label German. Show all posts
Showing posts with label German. Show all posts

Monday, 7 March 2016

Adolf Hitler's Bizarre Sexual Fetish REVEALED

ADOLF Hitler is probably the most reviled man in history – but we can reveal he was just as vile in bed. 


Delving into a declassified top secret spy dossier on the Fuhrer, we can reveal that Hitler had a dirty little secret that is truly shocking.
Psychological studies compiled by a wartime US intelligence agency reveal the murderous Nazi was into poop sex.
The disgusting revelation comes after it emerged Hitler really did have one ball.
And it also came to light that the German leader who wanted to rule the world was afflicted with a deformed and tiny todger that did not work properly.

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

Fighting in the Streets of Brazil after 7-1 Humiliation at the Hands of the Germans

Brazil is braced for trouble after the dreams of millions of football fans were left in tatters last night.

Spectators inside The Mineirao Stadium in Belo Horizonte were in tears as their side succumbed to a humiliating 7-1 defeat to Germany in the World Cup semi-final, ending dreams of a title on home soil.

In response, riot police were out in force in several Brazilian cities in case trouble kicked off. In Rio de Janeiro officers descended on Copacabana beach amid reports of gunfire. 

Authorities were called to a densely-populated area of Sao Paulo after football supporters reportedly set a bus alight, leaving it as little more than a burnt-out shell.

But so far the widespread reaction has been of sadness, not anger. The team, led by stand-in captain David Luiz, were booed off following the disappointing performance, the biggest defeat in a World Cup semi-final and Brazil's worst loss in their history.

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Nazi Art Loot: Contains Unknown Works By Masters

The trove of Nazi-looted art seized in a Munich flat included works dating from the 16th century by artists such as Canaletto, Courbet, Picasso, Chagall and Toulouse-Lautrec, German authorities say.
"A total of 121 framed and 1,285 non-framed works ... were seized," said Augsburg state prosecutor Reinhard Nemetz. There were oil paintings, others in Indian ink, pencil, water colours, colour prints, other prints from artists like Max Liebermann and others."
A previously unknown work by Marc Chagall was among the collection found in a nondescript flat owned by Cornelius Gurlitt, the reclusive elderly son of a war-time art dealer.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

WTF? German Banker Falls Asleep At Work, Accidentally Transfers $293M


According to Raw Story: An obviously tired German bank employee fell asleep on his keyboard and accidentally transformed a minor transfer into a 222 million euro ($293 million) order, a court heard.
The Hessen labour court heard that the man was supposed to transfer just 62.40 euros from a bank account belonging to a retiree, but instead “fell asleep for an instant, while pushing onto the number 2 key on the keyboard” — making it a huge 222,222,222.22 euro order.