Charlie Sheen Threatens To Put Ashton Kutcher In Hospital

Charlie Sheen has threatened to put his Two and a Half Men successor Ashton Kutcher on a "hospital food diet" after he told him to "shut the **** up".

Kutcher appeared on Jimmy Fallon Live! earlier this week where he said he was fed up with Sheen criticising his acting on the show.

The 35-year-old said he wished the actor would just get over the fact that he is not in the sitcom anymore.

In a direct plea to Sheen, he said: "Dude, shut the **** up! Seriously, like, enough already. Like it's like three years later and you're still blowing me up on Twitter. Like come on dude, really?"

Sheen was initially apologetic, tweeting: "Ashton message received. so sorry u sounded like me! well done! my bad I was ****** at other **** & took it out on you. hope u r good xox c"

Charlie Sheen Poses With 3 Topless Women On Vacation In Hawaii...

He may be a father-of-five, but it's clear Charlie Sheen's idea of a good vacation is NOT family friendly. The actor posed with three topless women on a recent trip to Hawaii. The blonde, brunette and redhead grinned for a group shot with the actor in just their bikini bottoms. According to TMZ the three 'porn stars' have moved into Sheen's luxury home in Mullholland estates.

Lindsay Lohan Bangs Charlie Sheen ... on Anger Management Set

Despite a busy schedule of drinking, clubbing, mauling Avi Snow and court dates, Lindsay Lohan actually managed to fit in some work!

The actress filmed her guest appearance on Charlie Sheen's Anger Management, showing up early no less and charming the cast and crew.

Her first scene? In bed with Sheen, after they'd just had sex. 

Norwegian Guy Theorizes in Hilarious Reddit Photo saying Charlie Sheen is My Daddy

A 23-year-old Norwegian guy thinks Charlie Sheen may be his father.

Certainly not unreasonable, based on the circumstances he explains.

His theory has gone viral, too, thanks to this hilarious Reddit photo:

The picture really speaks for itself, but a few things do stand out:

•  His English is great, save for his spelling of "stewardess."

•  He's not a fan of his "dad's" show Anger Management.

•  He certainly knows how to spread his message.

•  He really does look like a younger Charlie.

•  Would anyone be at all surprised?!

Charlie Sheen's Video Message To Wanted Ex-Cop in L.A.

Charlie Sheen has released an online video urging an ex-cop accused of three killings to call him, after the actor was named in the man's chilling online manifesto.

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