Effiong Eton: Adolf Hitler's Bizarre Sexual Fetish REVEALED

Monday, 7 March 2016

Adolf Hitler's Bizarre Sexual Fetish REVEALED

ADOLF Hitler is probably the most reviled man in history – but we can reveal he was just as vile in bed.

Delving into a declassified top secret spy dossier on the Fuhrer, we can reveal that Hitler had a dirty little secret that is truly shocking.

Psychological studies compiled by a wartime US intelligence agency reveal the murderous Nazi was into poop sex.

The disgusting revelation comes after it emerged Hitler really did have one ball.

And it also came to light that the German leader who wanted to rule the world was afflicted with a deformed and tiny todger that did not work properly.

POO: Hitler was into the most disgusting form of sex imaginable

The faeces fetish may never have been known if it was not for the old war fighting maxim "know thy enemy".

And that's just what the Allies did, ordering their best minds to create a detailed profile of Hitler.

They wanted to find out what made him tick – and what they found probably made them sick.

TOP SECRET: The report that lifts the lid on Hitler's sex life

Gathering evidence from informers, Dr Walter C Langer produced an intelligence report called "A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend".

The document for the US Office of Strategic Services exposed the psychopath's weird sex life.

In it Dr Langer concludes Hitler was a coprophiliac – someone who gets horny about turds.

Worse still the Nazi nutjob was turned on by a women crouching down over his face and doing a number two into his mouth.

FUHRER: The report says the Nazi leader felt sexy around poop

And it is thought Adolf acted out his gross sexual fantasy with one of the few women he had sex with – his niece Geli Raubal.

Dr Langer said: "We must not suppose that Hitler gratifies his strange perversion frequently.

"Patients of this type rarely do and in Hitler's case it is highly probable that he has permitted himself to go this far only with his niece, Geli.

"The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation."

Given Hitler's political ambition to take over Germany, it is likely he feared his dirty little secret leaking out.

LOVERS: Hitler and his niece Geli Raubal

And guess what soon after the horrendous sex session, his neice was found dead.

Geli had been shot with uncle Adolf's gun.

Police ruled out foul play and decided it was suicide. Case closed.

But many suspect she was liquidated to keep her from blabbing about the poo fetish.

Yet unfortunately for Hitler's posterity, she confided in Hitler's Nazi pal Otto Strasser about what had happened.

Perhaps suspecting the secret was out, the dictator went after Strasser and he was forced to flee the country.

Another close friend of Hitler's also discovered his secret and paid the price.

Ernst Rhoem, the head of the Nazi Brown Shirts once alluded to his leader's bizarre fetish during an evening out. This shocking revelation was then picked up by Western spies and included in the report on Hitler.

He reportedly said: "He (Hitler) is thinking about the peasant girls.

"When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that's what he likes, especially when they've got big round ones.

"That's Hitler's sex life. What a man."

And guess what? Once Adolf became dictator of Germany he had Rhoem killed in what was called "The Night of the Long Knives".

The psychological report, which stated Hitler was not capable of normal sex, also revealed another bizarre sex game which would be sure to rise a Nazi salute from his (very) little fella.