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WHETHER you're into S&M or orgies, watching porn can mean you lack as a lover.
X-rated films might seem like a bit of fun, but they may actually be making you bad in bed.
Kinky bondage scenes and sexy farm girls are all well and good in the land of adults movies, but they are leaving people deluded about real-life sex.
Not to mention misleading an army of frisky teens, who are easily exposed to porn at the click of a button.
As demonstrated in the Channel 4 documentary Sex In Class, the next generation are getting brainwashed by porn and not actually learning anything about healthy and shame-free bedroom antics.
So, Daily Star Online have spoken to The Self-Esteem Team to unveil the lewd mixed messages that are being sent to us mere mortals.
The trio of media women – made up of our Digital Showbiz Editor Nadia Mendoza, TV pundit Natasha Devon, and singer Grace Barrett – reveal seven ways porn is ruining our sex lives.
TOP PORN MYTHS DEBUNKED
1. Everyone is up for sex, ALL the time
It doesn’t matter if you’re at the office, on public transport or indeed if you’re related, everyone’s always on the cusp of getting down and dirty on Planet Porn.
It must be terribly confusing for young men the first time a female ticket inspector doesn’t offer them a hand-job.
2. No one wears underwear – Ever
Men are always going commando beneath their jeans and if women do bother with underwear, it’s a thong made out of dental floss. If Planet Porn was the real world, Marks & Spencer would go out of business.
3. Everyone looks like Barbie and Ken
Planet Porn is a world mostly devoid of pubes, cellulite or boobs that aren’t fake and entirely spherical. Stomachs are flat, muscles are toned, nothing jiggles. Really, where’s the fun in that?
4. All men have a ‘third leg’
All penises on Planet Porn must be approximately big enough to fill a wardrobe (FYI, guys, the average penis is between five and six inches when erect and that’s more than satisfactory for most women). It's what you do with it 'n all that counts.
5. Foreplay is sooooo last decade
Watch old porn films and there’s at least a storyline or some attempt at emotional seduction before the physical fun begins. But this sort of sex doesn’t exist anymore on Planet Porn.
Instead, it's oral sex before hand shakes. Full penetration before air kisses. And anal before asking their name.
6. No one uses condoms
Porn stars are (apparently) rigorously tested for STIs and that’s why you see so few condoms on screen.
Which is a shame, because if there’s anywhere we could learn how to put one on without it being a hideously awkward fumble, it would be Planet Porn.
Let's face it, johnnies on bananas in biology labs just don't translate to reality when horny teens are ready to jizz their pants.
7. Anal is a foregone conclusion
Listen up, fellas. Not all lasses enjoy anal sex and we don’t believe you when you say you ‘slipped’.
If you want to try it, that involves a chat (and probably lots of lubricant) in the Real World.
There's plenty of other things you can do together to get a thrill without shoving it where the sun don't shine.
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