Armed with a black marker he wrote ‘Philip Smith had sex in here, f***ing love this pub XD’ before disappearing again into the night.
However, Philip Smith’s antics in the Dublin pub were perhaps not as impressive as he would have us believe.
The staff responded with a sarcastic note that read: ‘We know you did Philip, but in the 20 seconds it took us to fetch the doorman you had finished!!! – But fair play…. regards, the staff.’
Let’s hope Philip managed to get a round two in and lasted a little longer this time.