DR Christian Jessen has seen a seen an awful lot of private parts in his time, yet helping someone remove their penis from a Coke bottle is his funniest case to date.
Yes, you read that right, some guy actually thought it would be a good idea to squeeze his member into the less than an inch wide opening at the top of the container.
Chatting exclusively to Daily Star Online, Dr Christian said: "It's not the worst but it's the funniest.
"Someone once got their willy stuck in a Coke bottle and then got an erection.
"The swelling on the end meant it wouldn't go down.
"I've actually got a picture on my phone, in the medical file, it's not mine", the medical guru said before showing us the graphic image.
But as painful as the man's todger looks, Christian went on to reveal a far more gruesome injury.
"Yeah it's bad but it's not the worst though. The worst is a penile fracture.
"The penis doesn't have a bone in it but it's got rigid tubes and you can fracture them, it looks pretty unpleasant, pretty nasty.
"You've got two columns made of tissue in the penis and during too vigorous sex, you pull the penis out and whack it back in but miss."
He explained, as you can imagine, it's capable of snapping and blood goes everywhere, "ending up with a bright purple swollen c**k".
But don't worry lads, the doc can fix your little fella but you may damage your pride in the process.
"It's fixable but it's an emergency,' he explained.
"It tends to happen with the guy on the bottom and the women on the top when she is bouncing up and down, then she misses and bangs down with all her weight so be careful."
OUCH! After reading that we're not sure if we will ever be able to drink a bottle of Coke ever again.
Source: Daily Star.
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