Sunday, 17 March 2013

World Records: Top 10 Most Bonkers World Titleholders


A RUSSIAN gymnast proved she has the world’s strongest VAGINA — by lifting a 14lb kettle bell with her lady parts.

Tatyana Kozhevnikova used her nether regions to lift the equivalent of two melons with her to clinch the Guinness World Record for “vagina weightlifting”.

Could this be a world record for strangest world record? We take a look at ten of Tatyana’s contenders for the title.

10. Most tattooed senior citizens

Tom Leppard, 78, and Isobel Varley, 76, has the most inkings out of all the OAPs in the world.

Tom - also known as the Skye Leppard - is completely covered in leopard spots and lives in solitude on the Scottish isle.

Isobel from London got her first tattoo - a bird on her right shoulder - aged 40 at a convention. Now 93 per cent of her body is covered in ink.

9. World's longest legs

Svetlana Pankratova, 41, is officially the leggiest blonde in the world.

The Russian’s perfect pins measure up at a lengthy 4ft 3ins - the average height of an 8-year-old.

The estate agent played college basketball at Virginia Commonwealth University in Virginia, USA and two of her on-court records also remain unbeaten.



8. Biggest boobs
Annie Hawkins-Turner, from Georgia, USA, has a outstanding 102ZZZ bust which weighs eight stone.

The topless model who goes by pseudonym Norma Stitz used to be ashamed of her ample bosom but now gets her boobs out for racy magazines.

She said: “I fell in love with myself. Every time I get a new doctor they offer me surgery but I don’t need surgery. I’ve had therapy on how to hold myself so I won’t hurt myself.”

7. Longest penis
For someone with the world's longest manhood Jonah Falcon, 41, could look a bit happier.

New Yorker Jonah’s pecker is eight inches long when flacid and 13.5 inches when erect - twice the size of the average bloke’s.

The actor caused a security alert at San Francisco airport when the huge bulge in his trousers alarmed guards in 2012.

6. Tallest donkey
This isn’t a trick of the camera; this is Romulus the 5ft 8in donkey.

Owners Phil and Cara Yellott, Texas, USA, who saw an ad for the beast on Craigslist, rescued him.

The 17 hands-tall ass has a shorter brother called Remus.

5. Most cosmetic surgery procedures
Cindy Jackson, 57, has had more nip and tuck procedures than anyone else on the planet.

To sustain her youthful appearance, the ex-pop singer has gone under the knife 52 times spending £62,000 since 1987.

The American-born art graduate said: ““I looked at myself as a rough draft of what could eventually become a beautiful work of art.”

4. Longest tongue
Chanel Tapper, 21, from California has a tongue that is roughly the length of an iphone.

At 9.75cm, the student’s mouth muscle measures twice the normal length which makes her the butt of grubby jokes.

Chanel said: “Most guys that know or already see it automatically have their mind in the gutter, and so do some females.”

3. Most piercings

Elaine Jackson, 47, has nearly 7,000 piercings - both external and internal.

The wacky Brazilian never removes her 3kg of piercings to go to sleep and insists they do not hurt her.

The former nurse runs an aromatherapy shop in Edinburgh and is married to balding civil servant Douglas Watson.

2. Longest ear hair
Believe it or not, this isn’t the record holder for world’s sexiest man.

Grocer Radhakant Baijpai, 80, has groomed his ear hair to an impressive 13.2cm, which he refuses to cut.

Considering hair a sign of luck he turns a deaf ear to his wife’s please to cut off the fluff.

He said: “She has always been asking me to cut my ear-hair, but since the official record was confirmed by Guinness, she has allowed me to keep it because it is a source of pride to me.”

1. Hardest kick in the groin

No doubt the title for the most bonkers world record must go to Kirby Roy - the man who has been kicked hardest in the goolies.

The combat expert enlisted the help of an American Gladiator to boot him in the short and curlies at an eye-watering 22mph.

Despite the force of the blow, insane Kirby kept his composure using his martial arts skills.

It’ll be one to tell the grandkids about... or not.

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