Khloe Kardashian Pregnant, Tabloid Claims/Asks: Who is the Father?!?

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, sister Khloe will raise see your latest tabloid covers and raise you this hilarious tale:

She's pregnant! But she doesn't know the identity of her baby's father!

OK! Weekly hints strongly that Khloe is knocked up (she isn't), while also playing off Star's previous claim that she's having an affair with The Game (she's not), leading to a cover for the ages.

The National Enquirer, meanwhile, wonders whether Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, causing us to ask:

Which of these tabloid stories do you think is most likely to be true?

Michael Girgenti fathered Kourtney's baby!

Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy!

Khloe is pregnant with The Game's child!