Introduction:
The love and relationship series on
EEB - Love, Lust and Money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I.)
We hope to address several issues
relating to Relationships, Sex, How to Satisfy your Partner (be it husband, boyfriend,
partner or whatever.)
There are various taboos even in
modern day Nigeria; people don't want to talk about... So we want to put it out
for you the readers!
Enjoy the read.
Love, Lust and money! (My friend,
Her boyfriend and I) - Part 1.
..... Damn not again! Why can't I
simply one day, experience all I've read in novels and what my friends keep
talking about?
Another one has come, gone and I've
had to fake it again! This is frustrating' 'Are you okay baby' asked Niyi, 'I'm
fine', i said with a fake smile.
Oh, sorry you are probably
wondering what I’m talking about right?
Let me introduce myself, my name is
Joke, I'm 25yrs old and my current boyfriend is niyi and we've been dating for
roughly 7months and in all that time I've never climax in that whole period, or
let truth be told, in my 5yrs of having sexual intercourse; I've never climax!
Oh... oh, you are probably feeling
sorry 4 me, I know; I feel sorry for myself too. Because of this ever present
depriving, sometimes, I feel like something is wrong with me.
But i know nothing is wrong with
me, there's this sensation deep down at the apex of my legs..., that I know its
there, just that NO one has reached it yet!
'Babe you are the best, seriously
your body is so soft i can be inside of you forever! "I thought in my
heart, GOD forbid bad thing" but i said '... yes baby... Yes. You are the
best too', i said, he kissed me and rolled off me and went for the bathroom to
clean up.
I stood up and started putting
myself together, picked up the condom wrapper we had used, threw it in d bin
and straighten up my bed.
Niyi came out of the shower and
held me from the behind. I turned around in his arms, wrapped my arms around
his neck and kiss him gently on his lips before going full french on him.
'Jokes' baby, I've got to be in
Ghana tomorrow evening, ill be back in two weeks, would you like to join me? He
asked, oh baby i wish i could but i can't be gone for 2 weeks right now, I've
got some pressing stuff to attend which can't wait, but I'll be there in spirit
you baby, you know? i said and kiss him all over again.
'You just don't like going anywhere
with me, i want to show you the world baby, let me, ooo Pls let me. I thought
in my heart, what's the point? But i said that's not it babe its work but come
December I'll take leave from work and we can go anywhere you want, ok boo? 'He
said 'yes babes, ill hold you to it ooo; you berra not f**k up come December or
else..., ill kidnap you!
'Yes boss, i saluted, we both
laughed and hugged, he dropped
his arms around me and went for his
briefcase, brought out two bundle of 500 naira notes and gave it to me, 'take
this babe,i hope its will take you through two weeks?
'You will spoil me rotten, of
course it’s more than enough, thanks baby' i said with a genuine smile and
hugged him even tighter.
How i wish he could makes me this
happy on bed too... Hmmm that would be nice.
I took his briefcase in my right
hand and held his right hand in my left and led him out to his car, i open d
the door with the remote, dropped the briefcase in the back seat and came to
the driver’s side where he sat behind the wheel.
'Babes, pls take care of yourself
for me ooo, and don't do what i won't do, i love you and I'm gonna miss you
dearly', he said, i smiled and said 'same here baby boo, will miss u too, I'll
be a good girl I promise!
You better be a good boy too', 'i
will. What should i bring for you from Ghana', he asked, 'anything you think
your baby deserves', i replied; we kissed.
He started the engine and drove off
waving and blowing me a kiss; i reciprocated and waved till his car
disappeared.
Went back into the house, straight
to my room, took the money from the bed and headed for the living room while
counting it as i was walked, i sat down and turn on the tv, couldn't find any
programme that caught my interest.
Dropped the money on the stood
beside me and i drifted into my thoughts, i remember the time i tried to tell
Niyi that i don't climax when we make love, oh boy! It was a bad day!
'What are you trying to say, that
I'm not good in bed, what do you mean? If you are not cumming it means you
don't love me or something must be wrong with you because none of my previous
lovers has ever complained!
Is my dick not big enough or i
don't spend enough time on you? 'i didn't know what to say so i lied, 'baby,
take it easy, I didn't mean.. That way.. i don't cum, i meant to say i didn't
cum from the sex we just had, i just want you to f**k me again! He smiled and
said ok baby, you know i love your down below.
"joke, joke. joke, what are
you thinking about that you didn't hear me entered! 'That’s my best friend and
flatmate, Tola talking, 'how far babes, sowapa?
'I asked, 'I'm fine, you are not
looking good, kilode?' She replied. 'Niyi just left',i said, 'i see, another
cum less session abi?
Pele ore mi' she said raising an
eyebrow. You see, I've kept no secret from my friend, she knows everything
about me, 'i don tell you make you leave this guy, there are plenty sexy guys
out there who can give it to you well, well and make you cum pieces.
Babe yi jara e jor! 'She poured
out, 'Tola, i love Niyi, besides, he's rich and he really care for me; if u
don't forget he's my eighth boyfriend and none of them can make me cum yet, its
me not them jare'! i said.
'Hmmm you are right girl', she said
and drifted off into thoughts. 'Joke, do you trust me? 'My friend asked, 'yes
dear' i replied,' and i trust and love you too, please let me help you'.
'What? OMG!! How can i not notice
my best friend is bisexual all these years I've know her? She burst out
laughing, 'common Joke, don't tell me you are thinking I'm Bi?
No that's not how i want to help
you', i relaxed, thank GOD.. I thought to myself. 'So how? i asked.
'Let kunle f**k you' my eyes almost
bulged out of there socket and my mouth dropped to my jaw! Which kunle are we
talking about?
You don't mean your boyfriend
kunle? Or is there any other kunle i don't know about?' i asked confused, 'calm
down, just hear me out first, ok, i said, you see, I've not told you this
before, but i had the same problem as yourself until i met kunle, men that guy
knows the anatomy of the woman body.
Please let him f**k you, if he
sleeps with you and you still don't climax, then we'll know something is truly
wrong with you' she pleaded.
I was just staring at her, 'common
say something sweets', i swallowed and lick my lips because suddenly my lips
and throat were dry, 'but kunle is ur boyfriend, how can i have sex with your
man and how are you going to confuse or should I say convince kunle to this
crazy idea of yours if i say yes?' i asked?
fiyen le fun emi, I'll deal with
kunle, just agree to it first', she pressed on, don't you love him, i mean he's
your boyfriend? Isn't he? for God sake! i said, 'bf my foot!
I don't love him, I'm just keeping
him for the good love making, besides the dude has two other girls i know of so
what's the big deal and you self know say i wan break up with am sef, so let
him help my friend out before i dispose of him.
You know I'll do anything for you
now', she said, i thought about it, though what she's proposing is crazy but
darm, i have to cum soon, i need to experience an orgasm, i cant continue like
this, 'oh ok', i whispered!
She hugged me tight and said 'you
wont regret this i promise sweets','i hope so',i replied [to be continued]
Love, Lust and Money:
By: Olatorera - @sexitee03
Edited by: @effiongeton
In Part 1 of Love, Lust and money!
(My friend, Her boyfriend and I):
We've learnt?
Joke has told of us of her rather
somewhat situation of not being able to reach the height of sensual
satisfaction.
In 5 years of her having sexual
intercourse; she's had 8 partners. None of them have been able to help.
Tola her best friend, wants her to
think out of the box; be more adventurous...dump her bf Niyi and get someone
else to give her the thrill of womanhood.
So what's your take on Joke's
problem? What do you think her actions would be?
Send your comments and Suggestion.
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Watch out for
Part 2 of Love, Lust and money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I.)
Has this chic tried a vib?? Nobody knows your body like you do!!! #wink
ReplyDeletePls when is part 2 coming out?I cantt wait º°˚˚°ºo!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you dear 4 adressing dis issue,I've d same problem,I need to kno d solution,waiting imapatiently 4 part 2,thabks
ReplyDeleteDis is really gud to be develop by a young talented lady of u.. Well its gud to hear bt we pray dat tola idea will be of gud faith to joke nd hope its will favour nd mak her feel d way she fink........waiting patieently for d part 2..torera keep it up
ReplyDeletenice story....... wetting for part 2. great you......
ReplyDeleteit’s okay sometimes, but every single thought can get us somewhere? They’re not a piece of meat, Because they have TALENT! And plus, they have wonderful personalities to go along with it; sweet, charming, and caring people. hope things work for her.... waiting on pt 2 oooo
ReplyDeletewetting dey worry tis girl sef? make she help her condition, she dey form holy.... you never wan climax yet babe..... help urself oooo.
ReplyDeleteIf you keep having these sexual thoughts about how ur going to cum, in your head 24/7? but youve told everyone and ur friend who wants to help? Not exactly. Maybe if it was a personal conversation, that’d be okay, that’s not my business, but I’m tired of seeing you suffer like this... seek help you Can’t live like that... you need good sex!” and “OMG someone to give it o you right!”
ReplyDeleteNice story, needs to be edited better tho. A few gramatical errors.
ReplyDelete“Baby, you would look sooo sexy wearing some red lingerie. That would be so sexy… and hot. so go get kunle and have some fun oooo”
ReplyDelete“tell that Niyi boy how ypu'll love him to put his cock inside you. you say ur hot and in heat. tell him how you want to be sex-ed hard and fast.”
ReplyDeleteYou might again think that women who act like proper “ladies” in public would be turned on but still not experiencing the pleasures of being a woman
ReplyDelete8 relationships in 5 yrs? babe na wa ooo. hope things do get right for you sha.... nice read,
ReplyDeleteThis is an interesting stuff.
ReplyDeleteCheers
However, in the bedroom women want a man who will give her permission to get in touch with her sexual self without being judged. She wants a man who will encourage her to openly experiment with her sexual fantasies and being “naughty”
ReplyDeleteThis is an interesting stuff.
ReplyDeleteCheers
After all, its only taboo the first time you do it. After that, it’s just something that you do. have fun girlfriend
ReplyDeleteWhat’s really amazing is that each time you do a fantasy or role playing, it just gets easier and easier. so joke do wat you need to do to solve this your problem.....
ReplyDeleteNice 1. But hope its not my Kunle u are insinuating?
ReplyDeleteThe first time it may be a taboo for you Joke to sleep with kunle bcos his tola's man. But after that it’s just something you'll enjoy having again. And every time you enjoy it, the new behavior and new identity gets reinforced in your mind. get out of the ir closet and enjoy ur life.... this may just be your last chance.
ReplyDeleteBecause no matter how wild you wanna get in bed, there’s still a dichotomy between how he makes you feel in bed and how he is with you outside of the bedroom. or you may just have a problem....
ReplyDeletefinally someone is addressing some issues we don't want to talk about... its so clear there's something wrong somewhere.
ReplyDeletejumping from one man to another may not help you.. wat you may need is some advice and someone to lead you right.
sexy..... nice one... wen is part 2 is ccoming out? we need more articles like this ooo
ReplyDelete@sexitee03 good work,
@effiongeton keep it coming,
I love dis mehn!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait part 2. The story is interesting.....
ReplyDeleteNice one!!!! Sex indeed is a thing of the mind!!
ReplyDeletei wanna read part two
ReplyDeleteThis is really interesting..pls when will part 2 be ready..i can't wait to read it.babe u av done a Nice one.keep it up babe
ReplyDeleteWhat I have for her is WHAT IF???
ReplyDeleteHmmmm,really waiting 2 see how Joke got 2 solve her problem cos mehn am in d same shoe with her I need 2 enjoy sex but am not there yet
ReplyDeleteShe should watch her back cos anything can happen... And the problem lies with the lady herself... She need to be present body, mind and soul to enjoy sex and to be able to cum... If not a million guys won't make her cum
ReplyDeleteHow can u say d girl is d problem,we're not all d same n some girls are not easily arose,if a guy is not paitent she won't climax,most naija guys r so selfish they don't care abt u,they just want to cum n go!let's wait 4 part2 n see what happens sa! Finger crossed n waiting!
ReplyDeleteWaoh sexyTee!didn't know u write!I'm impressed!u rep 'S n C' wella,way 2go girl!nice read though fraught with grammatical flaws that must b averted in part2!well Joke's seeming difficulty @achieving orgasm has medicopsychosocioeconomic undertaones to it hence she needs 2c a shrink asap else all d 'kunles' in d world won't help her achieve d elusive n much desired orgasm!
ReplyDeleteVery nice ...so a big Dick does not guarantee an orgasm very interesting ....waiting for part 2
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm,sometimes I feel is not just sex but connection with the opposite sex too helps
ReplyDeleteWow....this stuffs happen everyday mhennn....let her try vibrators it effing works!
ReplyDeleteSomeone about to be loose!yippie!!!
ReplyDeletemmmmm rly nice read
ReplyDeleteWat if her so called friend and kunle start blacmailing her?
ReplyDelete