DESPITE earning just over a quarter of a million pounds per week, it seems football legend Cristiano Ronaldo literally doesn't have a pot to p*ss in after he was caught urinating in the street.
During a lads night out in the uber exclusive town of St Tropez, Ronaldo was caught with his trousers down relieving himself on the side of a car.
Awkwardly the muscle-man was immediately spotted by police who went over to chat to the star who hurriedly tucked himself away.
We're not sure if Ronaldo managed to charm his way out of a potential fine – which can be up to £30,000 in France – but something tells us he probably did.
That night Ronaldo had been partying into the early hours at chic club Le Quai with a group of mates – perhaps keen to shake off his love troubles.
The former Armani model no doubt put his newly learnt dance moves to use after being spotted dancing up a storm on his swanky yacht at the weekend.
However, as he left the club without a girl we presume his moves match that of his street etiquette.