Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Theme Park Featuring Giant Penises To Open

A SEXY new theme park is set to open, complete with giant stone penises with "realistic" scrotums.

Called "Romantic Boulevard" by its owners, the park features multiple statues of people – and… err… animals – making love, alongside giant wangs.
The ABSOLUTE GENIUS behind this place is also looking to build a hotel, in case the park's features get customers a little hot under the collar.
To be erected in Taiwain, the park is set to include a "scenic area" for wedding photos and will be based on South Korea's Jeju Park.
Deputy director of the local tourist office, Shih Chao-hui, said: "We want people to fall in love with Taiwan, as well as fall in love while in Taiwan."
He claims that more than 200,000 visitors have already visited to see the salacious statues.
His hotel, in his words, is "just in case visitors want to turn their feelings into actions".
Shih added that there was no chance that the 10ft+ stone members might put off some potential customers.
"Look, we are in the business of tourism, not education or religion, so the question should be, 'will the park generate business opportunities?'
"We believe the answer is yes," he concluded.

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